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Title: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on March 26, 2004, 05:11:52 AM
Well everyone it seems as if demon acadameys newest student has just about blown the competition out of the water (or corrupted them).  So if everyone would put their hands together and give a round of applause to Zellda, our newest applicant demon!

*hands zellda his Deamon degree*

congratulations son your a demon now, I just wanted to pass on a few words of advice on being a certified Deamon.  Now this is only the first step in a long line of degrees . . . okay well their are only three but thats aside the point.  What I mean to say is dont sleep with the succubi always eat your applicants with sauce and stay away from griefers they give you gas.  Now go into the world my Deamon, your a Corrupter now!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: BigKahuna on March 26, 2004, 05:55:48 AM
Congrats Zelldaa!!!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on March 26, 2004, 07:14:40 AM
*Bows before Kalvelis*

I'm speechless! I don't know what to say!  :-[  :D

Well, I'd like to first and foremost thank Kalvelis for giving me a chance to achieve the rank of demon apprentice. It's always been a dream of mine to fulfill this obligation, and now that this special day has come, well...I just don't know what to say!!!

Ok, so now I suppose I should say something very demon-esque...hmmm.

*ponders*

RAAWWWWRRRR!!!

Beware, all new applicants, for though day hath arrived. With great trembling in your limbs, present your offerings unto me, for I am Zellda, demon apprentice!

*Evil Laughter*

~Z~
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on March 26, 2004, 09:42:55 PM
*Lowers virgin into Zellda's pit*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: tinman on March 27, 2004, 12:24:14 AM
Zellda - Congrats!

BTW - I never said those mean things about you. It was shifty. He made me say those things! Honest!!!   ;)

Oh, and can I summon you now as a fire imp? I'm very fond of fire imps. They're handy to have at a BBQ.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Mutius on March 27, 2004, 12:34:05 AM
*pours a libation at the altar of Dionysus so he will accompany us in partaying alllllll night! in recognition of Zellda's acceptance*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Davatar on March 27, 2004, 02:29:26 AM
Congrats Zellda! Looks like you have an interesting celebration party going on...
*dodges imps running by*

~Dav
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on March 28, 2004, 07:51:33 AM
Thank you mortals, for your kind words of thanks and gratitude. Now, I demand worship!

*accepts virgin from shifty*

*eats virgin* BURP

And I require vassals. Any takers?  ;D

~Z~
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on March 28, 2004, 08:07:39 PM
What has Kalvelis created? AHH!
*Flees in horror*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on March 28, 2004, 10:23:24 PM
*ghostly voice* Shifty, shifty, its not too late.  You can join us, the power can be yours.  All you have to do is get me an applicant and you to can join the acadamy, the graduation rate is almost 3% this year, with over 11% of all students retaining 3 or more limbs.

*demon roar*   OR you can cower and do your shifty eyes thing.  *subdued demon voice* which I do have to admit is kind of cool, hmmm, maybe you could be like a demon ally, you know placate us with the sacrifices and do that nifty shifty eyes thing you do.  Yeah that works what do you say, demon ally, its a real winner at parties.  I mean can your friends summon demons with a cell phone.  You could, its like instant occult credit with the peeps.
 
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on March 28, 2004, 10:28:48 PM
*Red vapors fill the room*

*PoOF!!*

*Zellda appears*

Greetings shifty...perhaps we can...how can i say this...persuade you to join our most noble ranks?
Kalvelis is merely offering you immortality, and you scoff at him?! What is this blasphemy?!

You would make a valuable ally in our cause...for...um...

*whispers to kalvelis "Whats our cause again?"

~Z~
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kailef on March 28, 2004, 11:07:22 PM
Bad, bad demons.  You're making me laugh out loud at work.  Bad.   ::)
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on March 29, 2004, 01:32:00 AM
Hmm, are we supposed to have a cause.  ;)

Dang, well I guess we will just have to eat the planning committee and create one then.  Or their is always world domination, I mean I know its a tad cliche but their has to be a reason its a popular choice.  Cant you just see demons on tv with their pinkys in their mouths demanding "one Meellion dollarz" (I know its spelled wrong, its my attempt to type Austin Powers, see look, one million dollars).

Or maybe we could  be the anti-shifty eyes defense league, you know wilimita would pay us to mock and confound her boy toy when he misbehaves. :-*

eh, so many causes so little eternity. (welcome to demon humour)  Hell speaking of we need graveshot to give us some good lines to use, as my joke telling skills are nill.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Mushen on March 29, 2004, 05:29:19 AM
The real question is if Shifty becomes a member are you going to install fricking lasers on his head?
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on March 29, 2004, 05:56:53 AM
*rolls up newspaper*

come here mushe, mushen, mushen

*baps mushen on nose with paper when he looks*

Bad quote defiler, bad!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 02, 2004, 12:06:20 AM
Yes I want fricking laser beams attacked my head!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Mushen on April 02, 2004, 01:36:27 AM
Thats it Shifty don't settle for anything less. Then once they're installed our plan to take over the world will be nearly completed! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Davatar on April 02, 2004, 03:00:19 AM
*drives a futuristic-looking tank, with a massive turret and automated .50 calibur machine guns on either side, through the wall, pops the hatch and sticks his head out, grinning mischeviously with a smoking cigar between his lips*

Need some help?

~Dav
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Mushen on April 02, 2004, 05:10:24 AM
You know Dav your tank reminds me somehow of a scene that one would see in an episode of the A-Team... But anywho yeah, we've got to fight off this demon invasion. Well at the least find out a way to make it profitable 8)
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 02, 2004, 05:58:07 AM
Nah, that reminds me of "time bandits"  a great geek movie.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 02, 2004, 07:19:58 AM
We will start by invading Canada.  Then afterwards we head to Mushen's house for milk and cookies.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 02, 2004, 10:09:42 PM
LOL, now that is funny.  Thanks for the morning upper there shifty.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kailef on April 03, 2004, 02:42:34 AM
Cookies might be possible, but any milk you would find would likely be spolied and substantially lumpy.  Try water, as they always seem to have some available.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 04, 2004, 09:28:27 PM
Kalvelis likes anything to do with injurying Canadian citizens.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 04, 2004, 11:23:58 PM
No I dont want to injure them I just want to have a mutual mockfest full of sterotypical insult hurling.  Kind of like that lame movie "canadian bacon" where those 5 REALLY dumb americans invade canada and take over the toronto space needle and the canadians are just being really nice to them and trying to figure out what the stupid americans are doing.  You know, all about the self mockery my friend, its the way to go.

Hey maybe we could invade shifty land, yeah that would be neat.  Hey shifty hold still I have a tank that needs to invade you, and after the turret it wont hurt a bit.   :o
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 05, 2004, 01:52:32 AM
I'm not even going to ask why this off-topic conversation is taking place under my graduation thread.  :P

Youz is so silly!  ;D

~Z~
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 05, 2004, 03:40:08 AM
Because you are no longer a graduate silly, you turned in your Demon Union card and your name tag (though were still waiting on the succubi!).  So your thread has been co-opted for general chatting, now if you want it back we could have a reunion tour of the Legion, eh, hows about it?
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 05, 2004, 04:24:31 AM
Hmm...reunion tour?

*ponders the thought*

I like the sound of that!

*PoOF*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: tinman on April 05, 2004, 05:07:33 AM
What I miss in being able to summon demons other than Kalvelis. Get's kinda boring just summoning only one demon all the time.

So, Kalvelis, either find some more recruits, or you're going to be seeing a lot of me!     <insert wicked, manical laughter here>

;D
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 06, 2004, 12:11:33 AM
Dont worry Tinman, Zellda has agreed to a reunion tour so for the next couple of days or so (I guess) you can bring both of us up from the fiery depths of below.  Just remember the sacrifice, she doesnt have to be a beatiful virgin, but no brown baggers, okay?
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 06, 2004, 01:43:34 AM
Puny mortals! Who dare summon thyself?!

*hee hee...I miss doing that*

Does anyone need my bidding?

*PoOF*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 06, 2004, 01:06:40 PM
Shifty land is impossilbe to be invaded.  I have joined forces with the Canadian National Guard.  We plan on stopping your mockery!  George Bush also believes you have weapons of mass destruction and he will be invading YOU!  How do you like them apples?
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 06, 2004, 10:28:34 PM
*Snaps fingers*

OoOOoooooohhhhhh Kalvelis...feel like waging war on shifty land?

Bring it on Shifty. We got mass weapons of mass destruction!

;D evil laughter  ;D
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 06, 2004, 11:50:39 PM
*wearing reading glasses, reviewing contract*

umm, shifty It says here that in exchange for your "troubled nerd boy looks and great sex appeal we the undersigned recieve your soul and all true decision making capability", and I am afraid taht we already have Georgie, so I guess I will not be able to allow you to join forces with the Canadians after all.  We will have to hold you to our agreement, unless that is you think Wilimita could stand to see the real you?  

So think about it, do our bidding, or not, either way we get what we want.  

"Demons, giving you &*^%ed up choices since 6189 B.C."
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 07, 2004, 06:45:35 AM
At least you can admit I have sex appeal ;D
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: wilmita on April 07, 2004, 06:47:55 AM
Hm, the real Shifty?

*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair*

Go on..
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 07, 2004, 06:49:52 AM
You don't wanna hear about this boring story, just ponder about all of my sex appeal.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 07, 2004, 01:49:15 PM
LOL, nice try there but I say that we show her the real you.

Or if you feel that you could let my legions into "shiftyland" then I might be persuaded to move on.

Do we have a deal?
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 08, 2004, 02:29:22 AM
Come on shifty, be nice. Let us in!
You owe me at least that much since
you always beast me in warcraft.
what do you say?

~Z~
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: tinman on April 08, 2004, 04:36:25 AM
How much for a seat ringside at this event?  This I've got to see. Shifty baring his soul!     :D
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 08, 2004, 04:45:27 AM
Yeah, get your seat while the getting is good.
This should be *interesting*  :D
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 08, 2004, 09:28:42 PM
I'll trade Wilmita and a bag of Doritos for my soul back.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: zellda on April 08, 2004, 11:21:36 PM
For doritos, nope...now if you had combos on the other hand....
*begins drooling*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kailef on April 08, 2004, 11:27:18 PM
*shocked look*

Harsh.....
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Davatar on April 09, 2004, 12:47:15 AM
*shakes finger* Tsk tsk.. Keep in mind shifty, according to the soul contract, Wilmita infact is first entitled to your soul, if the demon legion so desires to return it.

~Davatar
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: ShiftyEyes on April 09, 2004, 08:49:38 AM
Well as harsh as it may sound I know the demon legion doesn't control my soul.  They better speak with Wilmita.  She has my soul and heart :-*
I think Kailef has my Doritos though.....GET HIM!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kailef on April 09, 2004, 08:51:57 AM
*Brandishes his 'delete account' button threateningly*  Back off!  These are MY Doritos, now!
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Rolan on April 11, 2004, 05:20:48 PM
 *Pulls up a ring side seat*

*Waves a hand with a dismissive look*   "Continue"


                             ;D
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kalvelis on April 11, 2004, 11:54:44 PM
This thread just keeps getting wackier and wackier.
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: wilmita on April 12, 2004, 12:59:48 AM
Quote
Well as harsh as it may sound I know the demon legion doesn't control my soul.  They better speak with Wilmita.  She has my soul and heart :-*
I think Kailef has my Doritos though.....GET HIM!


<3

Indeed, all negotiations with his soul should first meet me (not that I'll negotiate anything.. but still..)

Kai! Give back his Doritos!!

Shame on you! *tisk tisk*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Kailef on April 12, 2004, 01:41:50 AM
*glassy eyed and frothing*  You'll... never get my Doritos!  *eats some*  They are mine, I will keep them forever!  *eats more*  These Doritos belong to me!  *eats more*  They are.... *looks in the empty bag*  My... My... MY DORITOS ARE GONE!  Who took my Doritos!?  You'll all pay for this!  You'll PAY, I tell you!

*cackles in a manner that far exceeds the usual levels of insanity found in most high security insane asylums, and rushes down the street to a funeral home with his empty bag of Doritos*
Title: Re: Zelldaa graduation
Post by: Mushen on April 12, 2004, 03:06:35 AM
*goes to the cabinet at his office and gets some Doritos* Hey Kalvelis hold these for me... Ohhh Kailef I know who has your Doritos ;D That should teach that pesky demon. Err wait I'm typing my thoughts out again. Ok clear your mind...Wait still doing it ack!!!!