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Offline Davatar

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You know you're out of shape when...
« on: June 01, 2004, 05:32:56 AM »
1.) You decide to jog along the fence seperating the fields from your 2 acre house lot and going around once tires you out and makes your lungs burn.

<-Me this morning, dang I'm out of shape.

2.) You can use your belly to hold your keyboard/plate.

<- Not me, thankfully.

3.) You can only manage 1 or 2 pushups.

<- Me again..

I'm going to start excercising from now on. I think I will jog every weekday morning aswell as attempt pushups periodically through the day. (sit ups too) You'd think it would be easy to get in shape on a farm, but our farm is very inactive. (Just beef cattle and very few, grandparents retired 8 years ago.)

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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2004, 05:43:33 AM »
It's going to be hard at first, but progress comes with progress, ya know?  So just keepa t it, don't make me come down there and chase you and the walking beef with cattle prods! Hehe, j/k.  

Seriously though, get someone to dangle a 1000 dollar bill 5 feet ahead of you.  That'll work for anyone!

Ok, I'll try being serious again.  I joke because I've learned to not care about size.  Your heart is strong and you can always rely on that, whether or not you succeed in losing weight.  Plus, you have God to back you up, and I don't think you'd rather have any other on the sidelines cheering you on.  And if he wasn't so shiney, you'd see me there too, hehe!
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Offline Davatar

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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2004, 05:52:40 AM »
LOL! Thanks, that was hilarious, and supporting of course. =)
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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2004, 06:07:54 AM »
You know you're out of shape when...


1) You consider getting out of bed, "lifting weights".

2) You call it a smoothie, but your friends call it a "Margarita".

Offline tinman

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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2004, 06:41:40 AM »
Oh, is that what it is called?  No wonder I like smoothies!

1) You know you're out of shape when you consider the 7 minute run your character makes from Crossroads to Dustwallow Marsh a workout.

2) You call a 4 hour slugfest in Wailing Caverns a "marathon".

3) Your character dances for 30 minutes while chatting with old friends at the inn in Ratchet.

:)

[edited because I slept in English class]
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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2004, 08:02:39 AM »
Good for you Davatar!  Goodluck with the progress.
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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2004, 05:15:45 PM »
*shifty eyes*  Martial arts classes, I tell ya.  Get in shape, build self confidence and the ability to consistently persue long term goals, and get good at beating people up, all at the same time, dontchaknow.  I'm not biased.  At all.  No.  Not at all.
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Offline Jester

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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2004, 07:05:06 PM »
I actually have to agree, and I'm not a martial arts instructor. Tae Kwon Do did the world for me.
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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2004, 11:41:46 PM »
You know your out of shape when you look in the mirror and realize you have furniture disease.

(Your chest has sunk into your drawers)




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Offline Kalvelis

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Re: You know you're out of shape when...
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2004, 12:03:06 AM »
LOL

Nice people, nice, I have been there, I lost quite a bit this last year, now If only I can keep it off this time.   ::)

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