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Offline tinman

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2004, 05:23:33 AM »
I voted for skinning your pet... My warlock has lots of pets, all of them demons. Who's first for learning how to skin a demon? (Hint: It helps if you soak them in pickle juice first.)

:D :D :D :D :D
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Offline Kalvelis

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2004, 04:22:19 AM »
Hey hey, what this an impudent mortal.   I like it, bring it on tinman I have a soldering iron and I am not afraid to use it.



Offline zellda

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2004, 04:24:06 AM »
Hey, come 'er tinman, I'm kinda hungry and need a quick snack.

*pulls out pitchfork and pepper*

Time to get my SnAcK oN !!!  ;D ;D
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Offline tinman

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2004, 04:47:56 AM »
Now that my warlock is done teaching demon skinning (thanks Kalvelis here's you hide back), she will commence with the spell "immunity". This is the WoW spell, where you ask your demon to give up its summoned form for 10 seconds of immunity for the master. A demon dying for its master, so said master can escape a tight spot, poetic, no?

Zellda, will you please demostrate?

:)
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Offline zellda

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2004, 05:41:20 AM »
OK, you wanna play rough, eh?
Think messing with Kalvelis is fun, eh?
Well, think again mr tinman!

*summons Bahatmut*

*Big red dragon comes down from the heavens. Smoke and flame descend from the red skies up above*

*Bahatmut lands on tinman, squashing him like a little bug*

!! SqUaSh !!

*A little tin arm is seen poking out from between bahatmuts toes. Blood running in thickening streams of red oozes underneath Zellda and Kalvelis' feet*

*Zellda, exhausted from the summoning spell turns and walks away, tired but satisfied*
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Offline Kalvelis

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2004, 06:23:03 AM »
Ooops, I believe you have been squashed tinman.  Now about that soul, do you suppose you want to do a rent to own option or a lease co-signed by MegaCredit Co., at ruinous terms of course.  ;D

Good job Zellda, umm, but I have only one concern, how do we get him to go back, I mean Bahatamut is not what one would term, wee.

Offline Mushen

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2004, 03:15:14 AM »
Ewwww, now who's gona clean that up, Hummmm!


God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Offline ShiftyEyes

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2004, 07:07:36 AM »
Not me!  We can leave it there 'till it stinks.
If all else fails, run and squeal.

Offline Mushen

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2004, 07:36:52 AM »
Bahamut is licking up the Remains of Tinman. Thats kinda grose actualy. Err wait Tinman is standing up again.... sort of, well hobbling away really. Good deal, looks like some problems do solve themselves. Now what to do about Bahamut? He looks unhapy to be on this plane still. ;D


God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Offline BigKahuna

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2004, 08:17:53 AM »
As low demon on the totem pole, I've been nominated by Kalvelis to clean up the remaining mess.

*puts down evil staff of garnishments*

*grabs mop*

Offline Kalvelis

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Re: The next running gag?
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2004, 12:24:06 AM »
*Grabs "SILVER SHOVEL OF DEMON REMOVAL" and stands beside Kahuna*

"zellda, we are gonna need all of us, so get on over here, we need to clean up this guy, and while I admire Big Kahuna's pluck, any one of us would need help on this guy."

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