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Offline Kalvelis

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Zelldaa graduation
« on: March 26, 2004, 05:11:52 AM »
Well everyone it seems as if demon acadameys newest student has just about blown the competition out of the water (or corrupted them).  So if everyone would put their hands together and give a round of applause to Zellda, our newest applicant demon!

*hands zellda his Deamon degree*

congratulations son your a demon now, I just wanted to pass on a few words of advice on being a certified Deamon.  Now this is only the first step in a long line of degrees . . . okay well their are only three but thats aside the point.  What I mean to say is dont sleep with the succubi always eat your applicants with sauce and stay away from griefers they give you gas.  Now go into the world my Deamon, your a Corrupter now!

Offline BigKahuna

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2004, 05:55:48 AM »
Congrats Zelldaa!!!

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2004, 07:14:40 AM »
*Bows before Kalvelis*

I'm speechless! I don't know what to say!  :-[  :D

Well, I'd like to first and foremost thank Kalvelis for giving me a chance to achieve the rank of demon apprentice. It's always been a dream of mine to fulfill this obligation, and now that this special day has come, well...I just don't know what to say!!!

Ok, so now I suppose I should say something very demon-esque...hmmm.

*ponders*

RAAWWWWRRRR!!!

Beware, all new applicants, for though day hath arrived. With great trembling in your limbs, present your offerings unto me, for I am Zellda, demon apprentice!

*Evil Laughter*

~Z~
Zellda ~ LV32 Warrior
Zel     ~ LV8  Priest
Arwin  ~ LV3  Hunter

Offline ShiftyEyes

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2004, 09:42:55 PM »
*Lowers virgin into Zellda's pit*
If all else fails, run and squeal.

Offline tinman

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2004, 12:24:14 AM »
Zellda - Congrats!

BTW - I never said those mean things about you. It was shifty. He made me say those things! Honest!!!   ;)

Oh, and can I summon you now as a fire imp? I'm very fond of fire imps. They're handy to have at a BBQ.
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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2004, 12:34:05 AM »
*pours a libation at the altar of Dionysus so he will accompany us in partaying alllllll night! in recognition of Zellda's acceptance*
Shades of mediocrity...

Offline Davatar

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2004, 02:29:26 AM »
Congrats Zellda! Looks like you have an interesting celebration party going on...
*dodges imps running by*

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Offline zellda

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2004, 07:51:33 AM »
Thank you mortals, for your kind words of thanks and gratitude. Now, I demand worship!

*accepts virgin from shifty*

*eats virgin* BURP

And I require vassals. Any takers?  ;D

~Z~
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Zel     ~ LV8  Priest
Arwin  ~ LV3  Hunter

Offline ShiftyEyes

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2004, 08:07:39 PM »
What has Kalvelis created? AHH!
*Flees in horror*
If all else fails, run and squeal.

Offline Kalvelis

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2004, 10:23:24 PM »
*ghostly voice* Shifty, shifty, its not too late.  You can join us, the power can be yours.  All you have to do is get me an applicant and you to can join the acadamy, the graduation rate is almost 3% this year, with over 11% of all students retaining 3 or more limbs.

*demon roar*   OR you can cower and do your shifty eyes thing.  *subdued demon voice* which I do have to admit is kind of cool, hmmm, maybe you could be like a demon ally, you know placate us with the sacrifices and do that nifty shifty eyes thing you do.  Yeah that works what do you say, demon ally, its a real winner at parties.  I mean can your friends summon demons with a cell phone.  You could, its like instant occult credit with the peeps.
 

Offline zellda

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2004, 10:28:48 PM »
*Red vapors fill the room*

*PoOF!!*

*Zellda appears*

Greetings shifty...perhaps we can...how can i say this...persuade you to join our most noble ranks?
Kalvelis is merely offering you immortality, and you scoff at him?! What is this blasphemy?!

You would make a valuable ally in our cause...for...um...

*whispers to kalvelis "Whats our cause again?"

~Z~
Zellda ~ LV32 Warrior
Zel     ~ LV8  Priest
Arwin  ~ LV3  Hunter

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2004, 11:07:22 PM »
Bad, bad demons.  You're making me laugh out loud at work.  Bad.   ::)
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Offline Kalvelis

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2004, 01:32:00 AM »
Hmm, are we supposed to have a cause.  ;)

Dang, well I guess we will just have to eat the planning committee and create one then.  Or their is always world domination, I mean I know its a tad cliche but their has to be a reason its a popular choice.  Cant you just see demons on tv with their pinkys in their mouths demanding "one Meellion dollarz" (I know its spelled wrong, its my attempt to type Austin Powers, see look, one million dollars).

Or maybe we could  be the anti-shifty eyes defense league, you know wilimita would pay us to mock and confound her boy toy when he misbehaves. :-*

eh, so many causes so little eternity. (welcome to demon humour)  Hell speaking of we need graveshot to give us some good lines to use, as my joke telling skills are nill.

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2004, 05:29:19 AM »
The real question is if Shifty becomes a member are you going to install fricking lasers on his head?


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Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Offline Kalvelis

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Re: Zelldaa graduation
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2004, 05:56:53 AM »
*rolls up newspaper*

come here mushe, mushen, mushen

*baps mushen on nose with paper when he looks*

Bad quote defiler, bad!

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